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June 27, 2013 11:38 pm by: Category: Front Slider, hormones, Women Leave a comment A+ / A-

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You will be male aged between 25-35 years, tall dark and handsome athletic.

To work with a vivacious 40-50 year old women who is in need of young hormonal stimulation to revive my ovaries. Are you up for the task?

 

MENOPAUSE NUMBERS ARE GROWING FAST

Menopausal women are the fastest growing female population world over. It is estimated by the year 2020 there will be over 60 million menopausal women in the USA alone.

 

IS MENOPAUSE TOTALLY PREVENTABLE

The Menopause could have been prevented if only women did what their male counterparts have been doing from the beginning of time.

With the ever growing number of menopausal women in the world and a constant struggle to remain vibrant and attractive to the male species it would seem that they have evolutionary wiped out their fertility genes that would have ensured a long hormone energised and fertile life by not doing what should have come naturally to them, seeking out younger male mates; at least that’s what one study is suggesting (1)

 

BREAKING NEWS!!

In breaking news this week a group of researches have concluded that men’s obsession and preference with younger women to continue procreating has meant that older women have had no reason to remain fertile and that menopause is an evolutionary consequence of this.

The study highlighted that menopause is almost unique to the human species with only whales and some chimpanzees the only others affected.

 

OLD THEORIES WRONG

As the old and antiquated theories go; women evolved to become infertile after a certain age to increase their children’s survival chances, another theory goes on to say that they could in their latter years help with the rearing of grandchildren to improve survival of their blood line.

But this line of thinking doesn’t add up and the researchers in this new study from Canada’s McMaster University disagree and set out to prove these theories to be false.

 

“…Natural selection selects for fertility and reproduction, not for stopping it…

..all the finger pointing work reveals all those hot flushes, tears, the increased risk of illness and death are the unintended outcome of natural selection caused by men competing with each other for younger female mates…”

 

ACCUMULATION OF MUTATIONS

The study concluded through the use of computational models that males mating with younger women could lead to an accumulation of mutations that would be detrimental to female fertility and thus produce the menopausal period.

 

WOMEN COULD HAVE BEEN FERTILE FOR LIFE

This theory proposes that if women were reproducing all along and there were no preference against older women, women would be reproducing like men are for their whole lives.

The study also pointed out that if women had historically been the ones to select younger mates the situation would have been reversed with men losing their fertility.

 

TOY BOY NEEDED TO SAVE MY OVARIES FROM EXTINCTION

Here’s where the toy boy comes to the rescue.

If men are to blame for the menopause they should be part of the solution. The solution is certainly the younger man should be in your life. So girls what are you waiting for it’s time you turned the tables on men get your self a younger mate and continue to procreate and you would have at least made a start and if nothing else in the short term you would of had some good old fun, because evolution takes thousands if not millions of years to surface.

After all having a younger man as a mate is the current trend; just look at Madonna and Jennifer Lopez.

(1) PLOS Computational Biology 2013; online 13 June

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